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UPDATE: WE HAVE A WINNER!

"When the ice cream machine is playing music that means that they are sold out, honey".

UPDATE: Emily's back to tell us how her blind date at Cupid's Undie Run went!

What are y'all doing out there!? Eating cereal? Watching movies? Driving with your KNEES!?

It's exactly what it sounds like.

"I think it would be weird watching Jeff give Jenn a message"!

"She grabbed his cheeks and yelled 'CHEWBACCA'"!

Who gets away with the least amount of work...at work?

She ditched for a completely superficial reason that he can't change.

Even the most positive story can't escape the deathly CAPS LOCK TYPING of an internet troll!