Trashed adult or typical toddler?

Can you tell the difference between a trashed adult and a typical toddler?

She's 33 years old but still sleeps in her childhood bedroom... sometimes.

Bullying doesn't stop when you grow up.

Drunk adult or typical toddler?

Having pets is all fun and games until you and your man are trying to have "fun" and your pet think it's a game.

Who said it: A trashed adult or a toddler?

It is okay to tell a friend that parenting might not be her cup of tea?

"I thought FedEx was the “F” word because my dad worked for UPS".

Who said it: A trashed adult or a toddler?