Can Jenn Make It Through Without Laughing?

Wednesday, November 9th


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All right so. My challenged the agent is this is a short stories for you five minutes three about a guy who was lucky enough to get a private plane. It private plane fret in the the bathroom on the plane is not so so price and he had them at my challenge you to read this story with out. Bawling out laugh. I got this and it hasn't read every night again except in perfect wanted to give you some context okay there is a man that traveling at a private plane. Weighed several of his coworkers and big time clients. And he hasn't army. Okay how big is the playing time and private plane so like ten people on me correct OK and he has a Tammy. And the story picks up with him talking to the flight attendant about finding a match. This. Here we go. Halfway through the flight all coffee in my stomach feels like it's percolating its way down into my lower intestine. I try and focus on other things. We didn't answer what turned out to be pretty violent turbulence. With each counts I have to fight my body true writing not to cry and thirty minutes to landing time and tell myself each jostle gamble can afford to lose. I signal to the flight attendant and she heads toward me. Mean where's the bathroom. Ask while still devoting considerable energy to fighting off what starts to feel like someone should Sulzer and shoved up my butt. She Ximian says technical that we won but it's really just for emergencies. I'm pretty sure this qualifies as an emergency I'm managed to matter through my government's. The turbulence outside is matched only by the cyclone that is ravaging and my bowels. She points in the back of the plane and says there. Is there. For a brief instant relief passes and run things she continues. If you all the other cushion from Nancy it's under there is not privacy screen pulls up but that's it. At this point I was committed. She had just let the dynamite and the mine shaft to listen to blow. I turn until look where she is planning and I get the urge to crack. The toilet seat is occupied by the CF. Well are freaking female. And Sousa and since that's all I can say if I limped toward. Like clause in moto impersonating a and begin my explanation. Of course as soon as my competitors in me talking to the CFO they'll park define what I'm. Given Niger natured fun loving attitude thus far on the trip thinks I'm joking. She however knows. Right. That I am anything but and jumps moving quickly and sitting. And now and to remove it's the top. No easy task when you can and at least and bright and fighting against it gastrointestinal. Mount the CB. As I managed to healed back the leather seat tub define a luxurious looking commode with a nice chair or one that frame in it obviously never been used. However. Why this moment of clarity came to me I do not now. Perhaps it was the realization I was going to take this toilets virginity. A fury and savagery that with a lot of big statement. Who delicate craftsmanship. And quality. I imagine some pork it's funny in carpenter weeping over the finally soiled remains of his once beautiful creation. It. I. Though lament lasted only a second as I would quickly back to concentrating on the tiny muscle it's hip it's PE. And molten hot Hoffa. I reached down a couple of the privacy screens with only seconds to spare before. I wrapped it sells a bomb nothing but errant liquids for all directions. In your youth. The pressure is now reversed I feel like. I feel. Like I'm going to just to hook it back. I'm so sorry. I'm so those are. My apologies do nothing to trying to heinous to exit seemed to carry on and reverberate throughout the small cabin and definitely. If that's not bad enough I have one more major problem the privacy screen stops right around shoulder level I am sitting there. A disembodied head and a back of the plane. I Buckingham. I. Bookie and woke. And but until full time. All while looking my colleagues competitors and clients directly to me it's. Pay no attention to that end. Bravely comes to. I literally could reach out with my left hand and rested on the shoulder of the person adjacent me. It was virtually impossible for him or others and by others I mean high profile business partners and clients to avert your eyes. They squirm in China. Inclined to do their best to carry on and pretend as if nothing out of ordinary was happening that they weren't sharing us all with an eye correct and intestines out. Releasing smelly sweaty she came hundred feet per second. And who's married. And so are all the machines disembodied head can play. Over and now that it. Oh yeah. That is so horrific and maybe some sort of karma I have to imagine what happened person. What did they do to deserve that. At that level intentionally ran over and done. Both at the heads retired editors and Fleming. A huge out getting through it and think he's you have an artist today look the ads and no notice the company's bought and ends we'll cover you just enjoy the show star and eighty for a lot.