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December 18, 2018

Man Stuffs Liquor Bottles Down Pants

55-year-old, Anthony Whitfield, managed to steal $3,000 worth of alcohol from two convienent stores in Florida by stuffing them down his pants!

Full story here:http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/booze-thief-bottled-up-840239


Florida Woman Demands Attention From Significant Other

After several attempts to seduce her boyfriend, Florida woman grew impatient and threw paint roller at him.

Full story here: https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2018/12/13/alleged-sex-demanding-woman-lorrie-carroll-jailed-lovemaking-fracas/2214371002/

Man Steals Footlong Sub In Pants

And the worst part is he's still on the loose! He rode off in a bike. We think he was probably friends with the man who stuffed his pants with liquor.