Kelly's Boyfriend Needs a New Name

UPDATE: WE HAVE A WINNER!

February 26, 2018

UPDATE: We asked for votes and we got 'em! Here is Kelly's boyfriend's new name 

UPDATE: We've narrowed it down to the top 3 and now it's all up to you to decide!

Kelly Cheese's new man is into mushroom coffee, yoga, and uses some WEIRD soap, prompting us to wonder: what should his new nickname be?